$74,990 worth of lottery tickets and a six pack.
You can lead a liberal to the truth, but you can't make them think.
"I'm tired of liberals dividing this country up into little groups, setting them upon each other, breeding spite and envy, and then having the nerve to accuse conservatives of hatred."
- Allen West
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself."
- Benjamin Franklin