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Old 02-26-2007, 10:33 PM
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Applying for the substitute moderator position

Attention Lawnsite Management:

I am applying for the Lawnsite.com substitute moderator position that was posted on Monster.com.

My credentials are:

- I was hallway monitor in middle school
- I always stop to help old ladies cross the streets
- When driving, I am quick to call the police to report unsafe / discourteous drivers
- I cry at weddings, therefore I can be sensitive to others

I am willing to negotiate the pay.

Thank you for your serious consideration.
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My Equipment Brag List:

-1 CAT hat
-16 pairs of Hanes socks (the Heavy Duty model), many with holes.
-12 pairs of underwear, ranging from Joe Boxers to Jockey, many are in need of replacement. (no more photo requests please)
-hundreds of t-shirts. Some w/ grease stains, some torn & tattered.
-7 pairs of jeans, ranging from Levis to Polo to GAP. 1/2 of them have holes in 'em.
-1 belt
-1 pair of old worn out Nike shoes.
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