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Old 07-19-2014, 06:50 AM
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I live on a farm with no neighbors in sight. Needless to say, just about everything outside gets pee'd on from time to time. Even my little girl knows how to pee outside.

Anyway, we had a roofing crew doing my house. They kept climbing into they're van to pee. I happened to notice so I mentioned to the guy that I wouldn't be offended if they "watered a tree". A couple of days go by and I see one of them behind a tree so just for fun, I yell "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" He yanks his pants up, completely soaking them and turned bright red. It was so damn funny! Turns out they liked to play pranks to, so it all worked out.
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Old 07-20-2014, 01:39 PM
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About to mow my own with my new Navigator, on my first Saturday off since March 1. I need entertainment. Just trying to relax today (which somehow involves mowing my lawn).
Lord knows we all have pee break stories. As landscapers, we often have to get creative when nature calls....

I was once taking that quick, truck door cracked pee break, when my client suprised me and proceeded to chat with me thru the open truck windows as I grasped my by then doused manitals. I think she knew, but didn't care...

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Ya'll have got to have some funny stories. Help me get a laugh while I get this lawn knocked down (damn feather meal makes sh*t grow well)!
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Old 12-03-2014, 03:00 AM
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My dad drives truck and his bosses brother use to drive. Well he got the scoots one afternoon in Chicago downtown in heavy traffic and natured called and parked the truck at the curb and hopped out and dropped his pants and the story goes a police officer on foot walks up and asks if there is an issue. He responds "there isn't now" and hops in the truck and takes off.
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Seriously, I came out of retirement for this one. The word "scoots" has me to the point of tears. I can't even focus on my work... well done
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Old 12-07-2014, 12:08 PM
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If there's no secluded area at a property I just use an empty laundry detergent bottle to pee in inside the trailer
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Old 12-07-2014, 12:38 PM
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Seriously, I came out of retirement for this one. The word "scoots" has me to the point of tears. I can't even focus on my work... well done
Only thing worse would be the "scoots" and "squirts" in traffic. At that point the days over. Go home and grab the garden hose before going inside.
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Old 12-09-2014, 04:54 PM
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I had a customer (and good friend) tell me to pee behind his shed once.
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Old 12-09-2014, 06:37 PM
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Indoor plumbing is a sign of a developed society.
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:28 PM
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I don't even use my own bathroom sometimes. If I am full of grease and stuff from working on mowers and whatnot in my shop, I just go behind my fence so everything inside does not get grease on it.
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