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Old 08-20-2006, 12:35 AM
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Jan and Bob
Guy with big red truck
That one cornor house
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Old 08-20-2006, 09:48 AM
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1) flower yard dude (looks like a nursery, tons of weedwhacking)

2) always-a-b*tchin hag

3) mortar shell yard (fulls of large holes)

4) tightazz ( always wanting freebies everytime)

5) hot pants (fine looking housewife who always wears tight shorts, my favorite)

6) physco dude (this guy is a walking lunatic)

7) yard from h*ll (good clients but a yard that is every LCOs nightmare)

8) rattlesnake yard, (have killed at least a dozen in this yard in the 8 years Ive done it)

9) ugly lady yard (this lady looks like the little creature off of star wars with the big ears)

10) dog sh*t yard, (back yard full of dog ***)
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Old 08-20-2006, 11:08 AM
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The mayor - Major pita biotch.
Swamp house - Guy waters more than everyone on his block put together.
Horse house - Stables
Muscle man - Prof. body builder
Jesus house - Long haired jack@ss
hag's house - Old lady who ALWAYS has something to say
boat house - Thinks the side of his house is a damn marina
The hill - guys get stains in their drawers cutting this slope
The forest - Can you say "Flowerbeds"
The landfill - HUGE corner church on main road that people like to throw their garbage out on while passing by.

Only ones I can think of off the top of my head.
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:29 PM
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The usual expletives are applied accordingly.
Conan, what is best in life? To crush the Democrats, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of the liberals.
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