Register free!
Search
 
     

Click for Weather
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 06-06-2008, 08:38 PM
Waterit's Avatar
Waterit Waterit is offline
LawnSite Silver Member
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: NW Florida
Posts: 2,735
Awkward encounters of the personal kind

Dish the dirt, guys. Everyone here must have stumbled on an embarrassing moment at a customer's house, been propositioned, or been caught peeing behind the fence.

Start shovelin'! Pics earn bonus points!
__________________
BK
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 06-06-2008, 09:02 PM
irrig8r irrig8r is offline
LawnSite Platinum Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Silicon Valley, CA
Posts: 4,545
You know this is a publicly viewed forum, right?
__________________
Landscaper. Irrigator. Illuminator. Music lover. Coffee drinker.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 06-06-2008, 09:42 PM
Waterit's Avatar
Waterit Waterit is offline
LawnSite Silver Member
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: NW Florida
Posts: 2,735
Yes - was kidding about the pics. And only get as detailed as you feel comfortable with...
__________________
BK
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 06-06-2008, 11:18 PM
SprinklerGuy SprinklerGuy is offline
LawnSite Bronze Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Scottsdale, Arizona/Colorado Springs, Colorado
Posts: 1,777
Hummmmmmmmm.....er.
__________________
Tony Neumann
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 06-06-2008, 11:30 PM
Mark B's Avatar
Mark B Mark B is offline
LawnSite Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Burlington/Buxton N.C
Posts: 986
That would be fun being propositioned by a HOT wife and a friend.. LOL.
__________________
Click the like button...
www.facebook.com/wuzworthit



Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 06-06-2008, 11:41 PM
retrodog's Avatar
retrodog retrodog is offline
LawnSite Silver Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Paris, Tx
Posts: 2,081
We mow the Ghetto here, one of my guys was nowhere to be found while weedeating. I looked everywhere for him, even got the others to look too, thought he passed out or something. I saw him coming out of a front door of one of the hud houses, followed by the biggest black girl I have ever seen in person.....lol. His trimmer was by the front porch. To this day he won't admit doing anything, but he was gone a while, and kinda acts embarressed about it. We have to keep a sharp eye on him now when we are there....lol He doesn't have a car, and only gets out when he goes mowing with us...lol, so i don't doubt it at all.
__________________

13 Gravely 460 60" 31hp
13 BB AOS 35hp 4 cylinder Cat 72"
13 BB XP 31hp Kawasaki 61", 13' 36hp 61 xp
2013 Grasshopper 325D 61" 4x rear discharge w/suspension forks !Awesome!
13 GH 725D Rear Discharge 61" 13' 430D 72"
07 Bad Boy Lightning 52 inch with 26hp LC Kawasaki (just hit 3000 hours and going strong after rolling down the road and totaling out at 22 hours!)
2012 Dodge 2500 Diesel 4x4 Custom!
08 Chevy 1500 v8 Shop dog
"Mow With an Attitude"
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 06-07-2008, 12:35 AM
Waterit's Avatar
Waterit Waterit is offline
LawnSite Silver Member
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: NW Florida
Posts: 2,735
OK, here's one of mine. Customer calls, wants to meet to discuss re-working backyard with new deck, plantings, etc. I get there before he gets home from work, his wife asks me in, offers me a cold drink. We chat for a few, then with her back to me says she just had implants done, whirls around and pulls her shirt up- "What do you think of these? Feel one, see if it feels real to you."

BK goes all red and flustered, mumbles excuse about forgetting notebook in truck and beats a hasty retreat.

She got me again a couple of years later - I come thru side gate to find her sunbathing au naturel on back deck...
__________________
BK
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 06-07-2008, 03:56 AM
CAPT Stream Rotar's Avatar
CAPT Stream Rotar CAPT Stream Rotar is offline
LawnSite Fanatic
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Cape Cod, Ma
Posts: 5,466
you all cant handle my stories
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 06-07-2008, 08:23 AM
greenmonster304's Avatar
greenmonster304 greenmonster304 is online now
LawnSite Silver Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: You Know
Posts: 2,416
last summer i go to a call, the owner is only there on weekends so i just walk into the back yard. well it turns out his sister is staying over and she decided to go skinny dipping in the pool. i walk around back and she screams. she said could you turn around while i get out of the pool and she ran naked across the lawn while i stood there with my back turned. she was cool about it.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 06-07-2008, 09:57 AM
bobw bobw is online now
LawnSite Senior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Posts: 808
A few years ago, while doing blow outs (early October), one of my customers called and asked if she could set up a definite time for me to show up as she wanted to pay cash instead of sending a check as she was going through a divorce. Not a real problem, just a bit of a hassle. I show up on the day/time agreed upon, its about 38F out... she meets me at the door and says she'll get the cash. I connect up the compressor and start opening up valves. I stand up and turn around and here she is with a handful of cash wearing a wicked weasel (look it up if you don't know)....

Shame I'm married and was on a busy schedule....lol
__________________
this space left intentionally blank
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump






Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©1998 - 2012, LawnSite.comô - Moose River Media
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:11 PM.

Page generated in 0.09721 seconds with 9 queries