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Old 05-11-2008, 07:39 PM
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Having to discuss "fairy ring" with a homosexual who had never heard of it was pretty uncomfortable.
Haha. That's funny.
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Old 05-11-2008, 08:52 PM
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I was walking around a home , spaying for bugs and passed a window and saw a old naked lady on her back on her bed , knees up in the air and spread wide.
She saw me and I looked at her .

No problem , she and the hubby was laughing a bit later and I was relieved.
Never saw what she had in her hand , though
that could be why you needed the therapy that ultimately took away your super powers
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Old 05-11-2008, 09:59 PM
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I got very suddenly very sick to my stomach at a clients home. I was mowing, so I'm covered in clippings, very high end neighborhood/house, and it hits like a ton of burning bricks in my gut. I actually went to the door and asked to use their can, apologizing the whole time. This little bathroom he leads me to is all marble, and very nice, but there is no window and no exhaust fan. I am in there for like 20 minutes trying to have the runs quietly...(note, this is impossible) I can hear the homeowner outside the door, so I know he can sure as heck hear me. After about 20 minutes I left, thanking him. Even I could smell it. Smelled like a dog crap factory had caught fire and the fire dept had put the fire out with vomit. Oddly, they didn't renew the next yr.
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Old 05-11-2008, 10:32 PM
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I got very suddenly very sick to my stomach at a clients home. I was mowing, so I'm covered in clippings, very high end neighborhood/house, and it hits like a ton of burning bricks in my gut. I actually went to the door and asked to use their can, apologizing the whole time. This little bathroom he leads me to is all marble, and very nice, but there is no window and no exhaust fan. I am in there for like 20 minutes trying to have the runs quietly...(note, this is impossible) I can hear the homeowner outside the door, so I know he can sure as heck hear me. After about 20 minutes I left, thanking him. Even I could smell it. Smelled like a dog crap factory had caught fire and the fire dept had put the fire out with vomit. Oddly, they didn't renew the next yr.
That is freakin hilarious! You shouldn't have eaten those 4 bowls of Chile and drank those 3 beers the night before. You might not have had the "Gut Bomb"
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Old 05-11-2008, 10:35 PM
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That is freakin hilarious! You shouldn't have eaten those 4 bowls of Chile and drank those 3 beers the night before. You might not have had the "Gut Bomb"
I work with LawnTamer frequently. He's gifted in this manner. Even if he didn't eat for a week, it'd still happen. Not his fault, though. Horrible side effect of a pharmaceutical used earlier in life that they later found really screwed people's digestive systems up...

I remember working a gated community with him when he had to run off into the bushes with a roll of TP in hand... Yes, he carries TP in the truck...

Also, there's no beer here in Utah.
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Old 05-11-2008, 10:39 PM
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Did somebody say there is no beer in Utah?

No. Surely I imagined it. Never happened.
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Old 05-11-2008, 10:41 PM
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Did somebody say there is no beer in Utah?

No. Surely I imagined it. Never happened.
Wellllll, okay maybe there is... but you have to know secret pass codes and hand shakes to obtain access to secret back rooms of pool halls and stuff like that.
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Old 05-11-2008, 10:54 PM
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Also, there's no beer here in Utah.
I am not a big drinker and I am in the "Bible Belt" as well as living in a dry county but not having beer available except through the "black market" is sad I thought I had it bad having to drive 25 minutes to get a 6 pack.
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Old 05-11-2008, 10:56 PM
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I am not a big drinker and I am in the "Bible Belt" as well as living in a dry county but not having beer available except through the "black market" is sad I thought I had it bad having to drive 25 minutes to get a 6 pack.
I'm just being facetious. Though there's no sales on Sunday and the state has blocked additional liquor licenses for now...
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Old 05-11-2008, 11:26 PM
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I am not a big drinker and I am in the "Bible Belt" as well as living in a dry county but not having beer available except through the "black market" is sad I thought I had it bad having to drive 25 minutes to get a 6 pack.
didnt Jesus drink wine with the apostles? How could it be dry if you are religious?
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