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Old 11-30-2010, 04:29 PM
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A Fish Story

A “MAKERS MARK” Fish Story


I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass
bait.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of “MAKERS MARK” and poured a little whiskey in its
mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.
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Old 11-30-2010, 08:17 PM
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That "snake" sounds like my ex wife - but she kept biting me when I tried to take the bottle back. . .
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