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Old 07-07-2013, 10:39 AM
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On the hot client topic; The only reason why I deal with your b#%ch of a wife's nonsense is due to the fact that she's hotter than hell.
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Old 07-07-2013, 11:20 AM
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LOVE WHEN THAT HAPPENS!
He forgot to mention she is 75
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:29 PM
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He forgot to mention she is 75
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Not quite, LOL blond blued eyed, mid thirties trust me she's very easy on the eyes. Unfortunately, she leaves nothing to the imagination now, why do women do that? don't they realize they are spoiling it.
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Old 07-07-2013, 01:44 PM
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On the hot client topic; The only reason why I deal with your b#%ch of a wife's nonsense is due to the fact that she's hotter than hell.
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She knows it hence the attitude. Though not all that know it act that way.
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Old 07-07-2013, 02:08 PM
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She knows it hence the attitude. Though not all that know it act that way.
Yes she does. However she never gets anything from her attitude. Her husband doesn't realize it however, though he is constantly apologizing for her.

Among other things we wish we could say, is when you leave your 100ft garden hose throughout your yard like a snake attacking the lawn, and leave me to pick it up, when you know I get there at the exact same time every week, I want to hang you with it.
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Old 07-07-2013, 07:40 PM
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Had a customer that used to do that until I started knotting her hose and piling it up on her front porch. I was so pissed that I didn't care whether I lost the account or knot.
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Old 07-07-2013, 08:19 PM
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I finally rolled it all up and placed it on her doorstep. She didn't leave it there anymore.
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Old 07-07-2013, 08:39 PM
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Should've knotted it, much more affect.
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Old 07-07-2013, 08:42 PM
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Haha trust me I was tempted poke holes in the thing
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Old 07-07-2013, 09:27 PM
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Newest client comes out in a see through sundress and no underwear, and everybody says there aren't any perks to this job LOL
same here. I'm 30. too bad this isn't amsterdam
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