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Old 08-31-2000, 10:55 AM
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My friend, Jim, has a 17 year old son who is pretty much a loaf. Jim cracked the whip and told his son to cut the gr***. His son hopped on the crapsman tractor and made a bee-line right to the horse shoe pit, hitting the horse shoe pin. He bent the blade and said "I guess I can't cut the gr*** now Dad". Jim said "oh yes you can ,use the push mower".

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Old 08-31-2000, 11:46 AM
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Gee that reminds me of some of my employees when you tell them what to do & they get really pissed off!

We kick the competition in the grass!
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Old 08-31-2000, 12:29 PM
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dock his pay???

stinger... do you dock their pay when they do something like that?????
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Old 08-31-2000, 11:28 PM
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LOL, when I was a newlywed, we got into a "discussion" about her never taking a turn at mowing the lawn (at the time I was at a job which required some 12 hour days) She proceeded to take the brand new Toro 2-cycle and run it over the boundary stone-goodbye Toro, and she has yet to mow a lawn since.
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Old 09-02-2000, 02:23 AM
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Hey if my son did that i am soory he would cut it with a swing Blade go ahead hit somthing.
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