You know you've been doing Fall clean-ups when......

[turfsolutions]

You know its leaf cleanup season when you keep thinking the phone is ringing, then realize its just your ears ringing.

When you go into the corner store to buy a cup of coffee and everyone looks at you like you just stepped out of a smoke stack, and you smell like it too.

When you start cursing at the wind.

You wanna hear something crazy though, I actually don't mind the leaves. Its great money, the lawns look great right now, and the townships around hear have curbside pickup. Hang in there, Winter is almost here.

[HOMER]

Stihl backpack......$420.00
Commercial mowers $7-10,000.
Leaf loaders..........?????????

A steady wind blowing in the direction that you need it to...............priceless!

[Remsen1]

when you do a quick estimate in your head for every property you drive by.

[amass350]

you said it Remsen

[GarPA]

when you are working about a half mile from the truck, are sure you have plenty of gas in the tank, and all of a sudden it dies....you first say s---...then you remember that the vac system drains it a whole lot faster....happened about 3 hours ago...what an idiot I am

[rodfather]

You have to use twice as much shampoo cause of all the leaf dust in your hair.

[Q-Team Inc]

You know its clean-up time when your leaf pile is bigger than your brush pile at your dump site.

OR

You know its clean-up time when you accidentally catch your leaf pile on fire with your truck exhaust at your dump site backing up on the pile because you don't want to push the pile up with the Bobcat cause it hasen't been above 45 in a week.

[lawn jockey]

You know its clean up time when..........Your riding on your mower its sunny out your watching all of the leaves get sucked uo.AND THEN YOU WAKE UP!!! And realize you get to go out and do it for another 10 freakin hours

[Ax Man]

When you are sucking up the last bit of the day (in the dark)and you can see the leaf dust burning on top of the vacs muffler.

When you can't wait for some other season to start!

[Black Water]

You know you've been doing fall cleanups when you blow your nose, and it looks like you've been snorting tobacco spit.

You know you've been doing fall cleanups when you fart dust.