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Old 05-20-2004, 12:27 AM
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Old 05-20-2004, 12:37 AM
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Redneck night at the gym..

These might actually be Bobbygedds. Not quite sure.
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Old 05-20-2004, 07:02 AM
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y uz makken fun of uz??
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Old 05-20-2004, 07:39 AM
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A redneck is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck under my truck. He's still wriggling what should I do?''

"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."

"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
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Old 05-20-2004, 08:01 AM
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redneck

A redneck is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck under my truck. He's still wriggling what should I do?''

"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."

"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

"The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."

Thats the best one I've herd in a while.


The guys up north may not get it though.
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Old 05-20-2004, 12:55 PM
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what do you mean, guys up north? I'm 100 ft from the Massachusetts state line and living in CT, I believe I got it..
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Old 05-21-2004, 09:21 PM
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wyadda ya meen? we fourgot mour jokes then youns ever heard
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Old 05-23-2004, 04:20 PM
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Not quite a redneck picture, but still funny......
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Old 05-23-2004, 04:22 PM
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Could fall under the heading of redneck.

An actual ad from a local paper. Haven't seen it recently though.


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Old 05-24-2004, 03:05 PM
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Me and my bab

Redneck LCO in action. It has cruse, tiltwheel and lumbar seat.
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