10 things your landscaper won't tell you

Discussion in 'General Industry Discussions' started by elitelawnteam1, May 17, 2012.

  1. birddseedd

    birddseedd LawnSite Silver Member
    Posts: 2,114

    wow. some people sure are nutz.

    i have a customer like that. hired someone that put it one piece of wood thick. the thinn side.

    he said he shoulda went with me. iv got 13 yards of mulch, 300' edging and a couple rolls of weed barrier being delivered tuesday. just wondering if im not charging enough. 1500 for the beds, couple branches. and racking out and seeding some of his yard that got overgrown.
     
  2. 3rdDayBrad

    3rdDayBrad LawnSite Member
    from MI
    Posts: 109


    No disrespect, but...... WHY do you want to make more work for yourself by putting weed fabric down before the mulch? Purpose of mulch is to suppress the weeds!

    I guess this could be one more thing landscapers don't tell you: I'm putting down weed fabric for you because I can charge you addition time/material. Plus, it won't work once the mulch decomposes and I will charge you more to pull the weeds that are growing on top of the fabric!
     
  3. hackitdown

    hackitdown LawnSite Silver Member
    Posts: 2,501

    Here's a few I'd like to say, but won't:

    - Why am I so much more expensive? Because you are a dick and I am giving you a "go away" price.
    - Yes, my mower did fling your dog's crap at your patio door.
    - My house is way nicer than this dump.
    - I charge $60 per hour, and yes, it is way more than you earn.
    - No I have not sharpened my blades this week. Or last week. And I don't care.
    - The reality of this situation is that I don't actually need your business, my phone has been ringing off the hook for weeks. So I'm leaving now because you are behaving like a dick.
     
  4. Darryl G

    Darryl G LawnSite Fanatic
    Posts: 8,033

    A customer called at 1:07 pm yesterday and talked to my wife to let her know that their lawn was long (they over fertilized the hell out of it) and needed mowing. I was there within 10 minutes to mow it. I'm not going to tell them I never even got the message from my wife until I got home...I'll let them think I dropped whatever I was doing to mow it for them, hehe.
     
  5. birddseedd

    birddseedd LawnSite Silver Member
    Posts: 2,114

    i dont take offence. i have been thinking alot about. i kno some guys dont use it. some do. iv always used it. your landscape will weed free alot longer with it IF you keep it clean. i tell my customers to mow 2 lines around the beds blowing grass away. it will give you several years without much for weeds.

    i have been thinking about doing this one without it tho. since i am a little low on price.

    i dont charge extra on materials.
     
  6. birddseedd

    birddseedd LawnSite Silver Member
    Posts: 2,114

    haha good one
     
  7. birddseedd

    birddseedd LawnSite Silver Member
    Posts: 2,114

    this doesnt happen untill materials decompose and create dirt on top of the fabric. it takes years for this to happen if you arnt blowing grass on it every week and even then is still pretty limited.
     
  8. hackitdown

    hackitdown LawnSite Silver Member
    Posts: 2,501

    I have pulled a lot of weeds out of a lot of fabric with mulch. Weeds will grow in nice fresh mulch.
     
  9. birddseedd

    birddseedd LawnSite Silver Member
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    nothing will last forever. im just saying it keeps it fresh for a few extra years. i have pulled weeds out of the fabric itself, but most of the time the roots cannot get through the fabric. so they cannot grow as strong and not as much.
     
  10. JCLawn and more

    JCLawn and more LawnSite Fanatic
    from MI
    Posts: 5,206

    10. Your lawn is my bathroom
    9. I really don't know what the heck i am doing on this job, ill get back to you on the details after i consult with about 5 other contractors on lawnsite.com
    8. I only try to be your friend to get your business, and all your friends business
    7. The nick in your siding was my fault
    6. The lawn that only grew 1/4 inch was mulched, not bagged like you asked
    5. My scheduling conflict yesterday i told you about was conflicting with my day off i wanted to take
    4. The mulch pile you have is not just your grass, but about 5 other houses
    3. I act like I am going to do the things you ask just so I can get back to work and i know you will forget about them
    2. Your old enough to be my mom, but your hot! and you have enough money for me to live the rest of my life in luxury :)
    1. You annoy the living crap out of me every time you open your mouth or if i feel we are on the same property so i avoid you as much as physically possible and schedule when i come with when your not home.
     

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