10 things your landscaper won't tell you

Discussion in 'General Industry Discussions' started by elitelawnteam1, May 17, 2012.

  1. Cody S

    Cody S LawnSite Senior Member
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    On the hot client topic; The only reason why I deal with your b#%ch of a wife's nonsense is due to the fact that she's hotter than hell.
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  2. JCLawn and more

    JCLawn and more LawnSite Fanatic
    from MI
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    He forgot to mention she is 75
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  3. cpllawncare

    cpllawncare LawnSite Silver Member
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    Not quite, LOL blond blued eyed, mid thirties trust me she's very easy on the eyes. Unfortunately, she leaves nothing to the imagination now, why do women do that? don't they realize they are spoiling it.
     
  4. 32vld

    32vld LawnSite Gold Member
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    She knows it hence the attitude. Though not all that know it act that way.
     
  5. Cody S

    Cody S LawnSite Senior Member
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    Yes she does. However she never gets anything from her attitude. Her husband doesn't realize it however, though he is constantly apologizing for her.

    Among other things we wish we could say, is when you leave your 100ft garden hose throughout your yard like a snake attacking the lawn, and leave me to pick it up, when you know I get there at the exact same time every week, I want to hang you with it.
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  6. vegandude

    vegandude LawnSite Senior Member
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    Had a customer that used to do that until I started knotting her hose and piling it up on her front porch. I was so pissed that I didn't care whether I lost the account or knot.:weightlifter:
     
  7. Cody S

    Cody S LawnSite Senior Member
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    I finally rolled it all up and placed it on her doorstep. She didn't leave it there anymore.
     
  8. vegandude

    vegandude LawnSite Senior Member
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    Should've knotted it, much more affect. :laugh:
     
  9. Cody S

    Cody S LawnSite Senior Member
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    Haha trust me I was tempted poke holes in the thing
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  10. birddseedd

    birddseedd LawnSite Silver Member
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    same here. I'm 30. too bad this isn't amsterdam
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