Got this one who has called twice to complain about how horrible the yard looks, which I told him it looks no worse than it ever did, he starts off talking about how it looks so much worse now (in June) than when he moved in back in October of last year... Bit of background... The owners of this house bought a new house and moved last year, they kept this property as they planned to rent it out rather than sell it, and this guy's the renter. So not only do I service this property owner's new property, but I've been taking care of this yard since way back when. And some might say why, how convenient, but the guy himself decided he wanted me to service it, he even called me specifically just for that. Back to the story... Goes on to tell me that we've had plenty of rain (which we have not, we're 35% short on rainfall according to NWS Wakefield) so that's why he never turned on the irrigation system and does not see why that would make a difference. As I tell him again the yard looks no worse than it has ever looked in years past, he tells me I must be "mowing too much." Can't remember what else but it got to where I just replied with monosyllabic answers until he finally got tired and hung up. Not that this needs to be said, but I was pretty pissed. I get home and start working on schedules and deposits. Lo and behold what do I find? This guy is 30+ days out not having paid for services. Go figure. The funny part of it? If he hadn't said a word it might have took longer before I caught it and I wouldn't have been near as quick to send it to collections either. Sorry, just had to let that out.