Best Customer Complaints!

Discussion in 'Industry Surveys & Polls' started by carguyrob, Apr 29, 2010.

  1. ajslands

    ajslands LawnSite Silver Member
    Posts: 2,239

    Bahahahahahahaha!
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  2. mark123

    mark123 LawnSite Senior Member
    Posts: 480

    Wow, I thought I was the only one that heard something like that. HAHA. One lady said to me "I don't want my lawn to look like a stupid golf course. Who wants that??!?!" LOL!!!
     
  3. All_Toro_4ME

    All_Toro_4ME LawnSite Bronze Member
    Posts: 1,578

    Do excuses count too? I had a cust that was a vietnam vet very bitter about the military. He blamed the military on his memory loss as to why he hadn't mailed payment yet.
     
  4. MarcSmith

    MarcSmith LawnSite Fanatic
    Posts: 7,157

    too fast, mower to big (52 lazer), too loud, Do you have to park your trailer in front of my house when you cut it?

    I only got this one once "Do you mind if I pay you up front in cash for the whole year rather than being billed monthly?"
     
  5. carguyrob

    carguyrob LawnSite Member
    Posts: 204

    hahaha the guy who wants to pay cash up front just wants to pass off the drug money asap! I've gotten the "mower is too big" story a few times (61" wildcat). I don't know about you guys but I've also been asked to do some nasty a$$ jobs that have NOTHING to do with landscape. Last year an older lady asked me to empty out a trash can full of year old dog poo her late husband put outside by the garage...wtf! and it was January!
     
  6. CLARK LAWN

    CLARK LAWN LawnSite Silver Member
    Posts: 2,526

    i had an older guy call today to complian that his lawn is too thick now. i took it over last year because the guy doing it was making it look terrible, i do the neighbor and the one across the steet. started mowing it at the right height and applying fert and now its too thick.
     
  7. steve m

    steve m LawnSite Member
    Posts: 102

    this lady drop me because i made her lawn look like she was rich and she did not want to get robbed.
     
  8. fastpine

    fastpine LawnSite Member
    Posts: 201

    these are hilarious..:laugh:
     
  9. mark123

    mark123 LawnSite Senior Member
    Posts: 480

    Oh, man. I got one yesterday. The lady told me I could dump grass in her compost fence thingy. When I returned yesterday she said:

    "Your mower makes too much grass." :dizzy:
     
  10. Glenn Lawn Care

    Glenn Lawn Care LawnSite Silver Member
    Posts: 2,647

    these are all so good. :laugh::laugh: some people are so dumb.
     

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