Bobby your right, people are morons

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by dlandscaping, Oct 31, 2005.

  1. dlandscaping

    dlandscaping LawnSite Senior Member
    from mass
    Posts: 835

    Just had a chat with a neighbor who I do for $20, 2ksq ft lazer, 1 min weedwhacking. First question, why does my lawn look so bad? Reply: Because there is no airflow and no sun at all. There are 4 trees that block the sun at all times. Then she went on about how she had it better before and I corrected her saying that before I aerated it and now she doesnt want to pay. Then she goes on about taking away the leaves and how it will take half a min. Reply: Then it takes an hour to dump and $$ to dump. The greatest answer ever, but it wont just be my leaves your taking, it will be everyones. So you want me to spend more time doing this. I gave her an example, McD's giving away hamburgers, one wont hurt them, but millions will. She said what this is in a book, how about practicality. I said I have taken economics courses and this is logic and practicallity. I then said that I have taken advanced: chem, bio and phyics and can back this up. Then I left. It feels good not to take any sh$t from any clients. Answer everything and then see what they say.

    Seems contrary to my other post, but there are 5 customers like this on my street, who I had from the beginning. The rest are different.
     
  2. bobbygedd

    bobbygedd LawnSite Fanatic
    from NJ
    Posts: 10,178

    first of all, i'm right 99.99% of the time. second of all, you are either lying about being educated, or, you're hitting the bottle a bit early today. please put your post in words that we can all understand. i mean, i understand, but i'm on my 9th beer, for the sober people, please reword your post
     
  3. tiedeman

    tiedeman LawnSite Fanatic
    from earth
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    I almost fell off the chair when I read that
     
  4. bobbygedd

    bobbygedd LawnSite Fanatic
    from NJ
    Posts: 10,178

    i know what you're thinking, it's closer to 100%. i'm flattered, thank you
     
  5. tiedeman

    tiedeman LawnSite Fanatic
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    by the way bobby, I love your signature line :)
     
  6. walker-talker

    walker-talker LawnSite Platinum Member
    from Midwest
    Posts: 4,771

    No doubt...I didn't understand half of that. Also......she has a problem with her "airflow"....come on....you can do better than that...lol.
     
  7. TURFLORD

    TURFLORD LawnSite Senior Member
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    Too many half thoughts in that one.
     
  8. Brianslawn

    Brianslawn LawnSite Silver Member
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    new company, comming soon- february of 2006. its function= to make a fortune and bury the competition


    starting to make youre hot dog stand sound tough!
    i thoght it was closer to 110% that youre right bobby.
     
  9. qps

    qps LawnSite Bronze Member
    from Indy
    Posts: 1,484

    You do your neighbor for $20.00;)
     
  10. QualityLawnCare4u

    QualityLawnCare4u LawnSite Gold Member
    Posts: 3,758

    Tiedman, he,s baaacckkkk! Bobby has missed you:D. Tiedman, you still got some serious posting to do to catch BG To the original poster I dont think I would have wasted my breath on these kind of morons.
     

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