bodily harm or property Damage?

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by olderthandirt, Oct 2, 2004.

  1. olderthandirt

    olderthandirt LawnSite Platinum Member
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    How many of you have taken the customer that won't pay or the pita off to the side out of ear shot of others and threatened to kick the crap out if him or burn her house down if you did not get your money? :angry: I don't want to hear about the correct way of collecting. That takes to long and some people just pizz you off so you take a Little short cut :D to get your money. I just charm them out of there $$$ but if the need arose :angel:

    Mac
     
  2. bobbygedd

    bobbygedd LawnSite Fanatic
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    oh, golly gee, oh , dear. not me, never, it just wouldn't be right. i usually just move on and forget it. i don't want the customer talking bad about me :rolleyes:
     
  3. MMLawn

    MMLawn LawnSite Gold Member
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    .45 under the arm into the side of the deadbeat works well too. :cool2:
     
  4. bobbygedd

    bobbygedd LawnSite Fanatic
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    whoever said violence is not the answer was a dope! it works, it is satisfying, and has been used since the beggining of time.
     
  5. olderthandirt

    olderthandirt LawnSite Platinum Member
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    Have shovel, will use! payup Kinda like the ring of it
     
  6. QualityLawnCare4u

    QualityLawnCare4u LawnSite Gold Member
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    Bobby, you were the first person who came to mind when I read this post, you know, gun, shovel, 1AM visits :D
     
  7. Norm Al

    Norm Al LawnSite Bronze Member
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  8. i never i repeat never dirty myself my physical violence ...i just get my friend on the west side who runs a little organization of sorts ...for 10% he will and has brought me fingers with the money owed me.
     
  9. olderthandirt

    olderthandirt LawnSite Platinum Member
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    But your giving up that personal touch! :D the one where you get to look in there eyes and flash your pearly whites at them and then whisper those magical words, I'm gonna break both your arms and then have my way with your wife if you don't pay immediatly sweet cheeks payup

    Mac
     
  10. Mac im appalled ...phyical violence is never the answer .<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_12_2.gif' border=0></a>
     

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