Not that I do this, but here is a nice article to read......... I think this guy was mowing for beer........lol DWI on lawn mower a felony March 29, 2002 By Jon Hand Staff writer Michael P. Kocur has likely learned an important lesson from his most recent criminal conviction: Friends don't let friends drink and "mow." The Port Byron man pleaded guilty Thursday in Cayuga County Court to felony driving while intoxicated and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle. The motor vehicle was Kocur's red riding lawn mower and attached wagon, which he was driving July 1 on Centerport Road in Mentz. Kocur, 39, told Judge Peter E. Corning that he was driving the mower, a friend was riding in the wagon, and the pair was picking up trash along the side of the road. "Which goes to prove ...," the judge told Kocur, "... that no good deed goes unpunished." Cayuga County Sheriff's Deputy Michael Lupo ordered the mower to the side of the road and eventually arrested Kocur for what would become his fifth driving-while-intoxicated conviction. When Corning asked Kocur if he had a drivers license when he was arrested, Kocur said: "I didn't think I needed one to ride a riding lawn mower." He is scheduled to be sentenced May 9. © 2002 The Post-Standard. Used with permission.