Employee excuses

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by CAL-LANDSCAPER, Apr 29, 2006.

  1. CAL-LANDSCAPER

    CAL-LANDSCAPER LawnSite Member
    Posts: 48

    I've heard my share of excuses for not coming to work in the last 20 years,
    but this morning was a new one.

    I've got an ingrown hair on my peck'r.
    He could be able to work, but it's very uncomfortable to walk.
    He said it was about 3 inches long,
    so I said "That must really hurt on a 4" peck'r"

    He did at least call in an hour before start time.
     
  2. sheshovel

    sheshovel LawnSite Fanatic
    Posts: 5,112

    You gotta be kidding?
     
  3. Paradise Landscapes

    Paradise Landscapes LawnSite Senior Member
    Posts: 960

    You gotta be kidding me . . . :dizzy: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
  4. CAL-LANDSCAPER

    CAL-LANDSCAPER LawnSite Member
    Posts: 48

    NO LIE.

    Maybe guys should do a monthly inspection on their privates
    Same as girls should do for 'lumps'
     
  5. befnme

    befnme LawnSite Bronze Member
    Posts: 1,413

  6. upidstay

    upidstay LawnSite Bronze Member
    from CT
    Posts: 1,293

    I worked with a guy who had a theory that the more outrageous the excuse the better. "Its so crazy it must be true" was the idea. Ingrown hair on his johnson? That is a good one. Make him prove it!!
     
  7. CAL-LANDSCAPER

    CAL-LANDSCAPER LawnSite Member
    Posts: 48

    I ain't going there:nono:
     
  8. LandscapeMasterpieceGA

    LandscapeMasterpieceGA LawnSite Member
    Posts: 109

    My buddy gets them on his "taint" often-After I see the pain he's in, I feel too bad to make fun. I also feel bad for the doctor that has to lance him!
    Yuk!
    Now back to the NFL draft...
     
  9. sheshovel

    sheshovel LawnSite Fanatic
    Posts: 5,112

    Maybe he needs to keep it shaved??I would suggest this to him.
     

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