I took 4 years worth of spanish in high school, got a B or higher grade every year, and yet I still have no clue what you said. I can speak very simple sentences (more like phrases) and I know some bad words, but that's about it. So when I go to the city just south of me (where there are a ton of mexicans) I try to see if I can understand what they say and I only get about 10% of what comes out of their mouth. That pisses me off, which makes me want to go into the wal-mart where they all shop and yell, immigration! But I don't think that would be a good idea.