So today I am mowing one of my regulars and the next door neighbor walks up and asks if I have time to mow. I didn't really want to do it so I figured I shoot pretty high, I say $30 and she looks back and says Ill give you $20. Now let me take a second to say I knew as soon as she said that this was not going to be fun or easy. So I agree to $25 because its a small yard and it would be my last lawn for the day. So I adjust my mower, because it was one of those short yards, and start mowing. About 2 minutes in she comes out flags me down and says she wants it shorter, so I drop from 2.5" down to 2" then she says well I still want it shorter . So I'm like whatever and drop down to 1.5". BTW I have a Great Dane surfer so in order to change the height have to go back to the trailer run one side up the trailer and change the height then the same for the other side. So I'm mowing along an this lady walks about 5 feet away from me the whole time. I go to turn my mower and she is standing at the perfect angle to get sprayed with grass from the discharge chute. The best part is that she had he mouth wide open because she was trying yell something about part of the lawn I missed(hadn't got to yet). I look over and she is covered in grass and is turned spitting out grass. Now I know this is Very, Very dangerous, Unprofessional, rude and did I mention dangerous, but it was a accident, and it was mainly her fault. Now the part where this gets better is that it happen not once, but twice you would have thought she would have learned the first time. Though this could have turned out really bad, it was pretty funny. Of course she had a problem with my trimming but that another story, anyone else have some good stories of when a PITA gets what they earned.