I went over to an older lady's house today to drop off a proposal. I've done snow removal for her for 2 years now, and she has always been very pleasant and always paid me on time if not earlier. Never had a problem. Her son always came over and thanked me. I had asked her and her son if they wanted me to cut their grass in the summer, and she said "well I have a man already." Her son was there when this happened and came over to me after and had said he would seriously consider me because this guy doesn't show up on time, doesn't show up at all, overcharges, and doesn't do a very good job overall. So I went and dropped off a proposal, rang the door bell, waited. Rang it again, waited. Knocked on the door, she finally comes, opens it up, looks at me and yells "WHAT?!" "Well mam I was just dropping off a proposal for your lawn. Was I interupting something?" "I was taking a ****!" "O, I'm terribly sorry, I will just leave this with you then. Please give me a call after you've had a chance to review it." "Ok." When I hand her the papers her hands are covered in... You guessed it. Poop. O well, I guess this happens. Anyone have any other story's they care to share?