Funny but true....

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by HighGrass, Jun 15, 2004.

  1. HighGrass

    HighGrass LawnSite Bronze Member
    from Z5 MA
    Posts: 1,237

    So I'm at this account today...which is near a diner and shares diagonal street parking along a street. Anyway, there is this new, sharp looking BMW parked with it's bumber WAAAYYY over the curb and i cant' trim anywhere near it. And, I can't really mow near it cause the wind is all over the place and I want to keep the grass away from it (Looks like it was just washed).

    Now I have my blower and I'm cleaning up the side walk on the other end of the property when someone taps me on the shoulder. I must of come off the ground about a foot!

    "Come here Mr." this angry old man says to me...hard to hear him because my peltors are up a little. We walk to the parking area and he points to this BMW...his...which has about 3...yes I counted them...3 blades of grass on his hood. Man was he ripped. He ranted for like a minute then asked me if I had my bosses phone number. I said yes, and I gave it to him. He gets in his car, and takes his cell and calls the number...only it's mine...cause I'm the boss! My my pocekt rings. I answer it. Now he's really ripped and gets out of his car...and said some stuff that I won't repeat here but about the type of class I "swam" in and how I must not have much of an education (Live in a 5 college area). Now, I'm ripped. I turn and walk. Load up and move on.

    Now the funny part... Part II
  2. HighGrass

    HighGrass LawnSite Bronze Member
    from Z5 MA
    Posts: 1,237

    ..........Part II

    So later in the day, I'm at McDonalds finishing up lunch and I go to pull out. Long line of traffic so I have to sit for a while. When I look the other way, I see what appears to be this silver BMW flying onto the bypass around the area college. I pull out into traffic and head up the bypass cause I have about three accounts to do up that way. I turn off the exit and sitting at almost the top of the ramp is this BMW with a cruiser behind it. I slow down and look and I know the cop. He's in the car and he's writing the ticket. I wave and he points to the guy in the car and shakes his head. As I start to pull away I look and yep, it's him. The same guy I saw that was yelling at me. I roll down my window...and he looks at me.

    "Hey," I say to him. "Get that grass of the hood did ya?" He grits his teeth and looks ahead. "Next time just ask...I would have blown it off for you! have a nice day" I smiled and left. Sweet revenge.
  3. chimmygew

    chimmygew LawnSite Senior Member
    Posts: 576

    That is friggin' awesome.....
  4. Trevors Lawn Care

    Trevors Lawn Care LawnSite Bronze Member
    Posts: 1,180

    doesnt get much better than that!

  5. soccerlawn

    soccerlawn LawnSite Senior Member
    Posts: 380

    Thats so hilarious, and great
  6. impactlandscaping

    impactlandscaping LawnSite Silver Member
    Posts: 2,332

    That my friends, is Karma..don't ya love it???:D

    PMLAWN LawnSite Gold Member
    Posts: 3,535

    Do you know the differance between a BMW and a porcupine?
  8. kickin sum grass

    kickin sum grass LawnSite Senior Member
    Posts: 628

    I will take a guess at that. On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside and on a bmw the pricks are on the inside..... Am I right?

    PMLAWN LawnSite Gold Member
    Posts: 3,535

    We have a winner!
  10. Itsgottobegreen

    Itsgottobegreen LawnSite Silver Member
    Posts: 2,177

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha thats funny.

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