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Gawd Damn Piss-ants!!!

Discussion in 'Irrigation' started by PurpHaze, Jun 28, 2007.

  1. PurpHaze

    PurpHaze LawnSite Fanatic
    Posts: 5,496

    First work order this morning at 5:40 am... quick change-out of a clogged Toro 300 Stream Rotor nozzle at a junior high school next door to our shop. Dig a little around the sprinkler to better expose the head and put hands down while kneeling on sidewalk. Within seconds I'm covered with damn red/black ants we call piss-ants. Got bit six times on the left hand before I could shake them all off killing as many as I could. Welts all over! So I change the nozzle, break out the primer and start stinging back. Gawd damn piss-ants! :cry:
  2. sheshovel

    sheshovel LawnSite Fanatic
    Posts: 5,112

    Ohhhhhh you whining again Purp! Poor thing! Got stung by some tinsy intsie antsies? Here I'll kiss it better for you.
  3. Wet_Boots

    Wet_Boots LawnSite Fanatic
    Posts: 47,694

    (good thing he doesn't have ants in his pants)
  4. sheshovel

    sheshovel LawnSite Fanatic
    Posts: 5,112

    NO! Bad thing bad thing.
  5. PurpHaze

    PurpHaze LawnSite Fanatic
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    LOL... I just spit out Kentucky Fried yardbird all over my monitor. :nono: :laugh:
  6. WalkGood

    WalkGood LawnSite Bronze Member
    Posts: 1,910

    Magnifying glass would be more fun to zap em back.

    Are they fire ants by chance? They feel like you're on fire when they bite.
  7. sheshovel

    sheshovel LawnSite Fanatic
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    Nope we don't have those here.
  8. Keith

    Keith LawnSite Gold Member
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  9. bicmudpuppy

    bicmudpuppy LawnSite Silver Member
    Posts: 2,781

    They make it this far North to NE KS, and I better be ready to move to Canada!! Can't think of a more compelling reason to re-locate farther north than fire ants!!!
  10. jluksic

    jluksic LawnSite Member
    Posts: 48

    FiIre ants are most definately around Visalia, CA. None in Monument CO, never will be (shallow freeze line will kill buried mounds).

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