One of my customers had me add their mother's house to their account; and it's a postage stamp every other week deal. I've done this for the last month or two and haven't seen any life on the property. I get done riding the back off (about 3 minutes) and as I come to the front 2 swipes I see an old lady in her 90's on the porch waving her cane for me to stop and come over. As I walk up to her she's yelling "What are you doing driving around my back yard?!?..." and I said..."mowing". She looked confused for a minute and looked at the truck, trailer, etc. and said "Oh...I thought you were just driving your 'motorcycle around back there" lol she called my lazer a motorcycle. I told her mowers have changed quite a bit over the years. I had a good laugh once I was in the truck and out of hearing-aide range. It reminded me of a thread I read here a year or so ago where someone was mowing and the owner yelled at them saying "I'm on to you!...you're only mowing 1/2 the yard..." until he explained that it was the striping effect she was seeing..