This time of year just makes me laugh. I can turn down any street in the neighborhood and find which homeowners have saved money by "doing it themselves". I am getting a flyer made up for them and it will read something like this; Hello, It sure has been a great spring and the growing season is upon us. I can see by your lawn that it is evident that you don't have a clue as to how to properly take care of your lawn. My advise to you is to take all of your lawn care chemicals and fertilizers and lock them in a box then throw the key away. I personally do not want to work for you but there are a few national firms that can do a little better for about the same amount of money that you spent. Thanks for the laugh, I almost pizzed my pants but was able to make one more spot on your lawn.