I was out this past weekend tapeing flyers to mailboxes.I went into this small sub division (1street).I got to the very last house and even before i could get the flyer taped to the mail box,the homeowner came out "Dont put that s%^t on my mail box.I already have a lawn service".So i got out and walked the flyer and a business card to the man and i said"just incase you want to find another lawn service heres my card and a flyer".He said "WHAT THE F%$K DID I JUST TELL YOU?,i already have a lawn service now get the F^&k off my lawn". At this point I was disrespected and pissed.So i calmed down and asked who cuts this beautiful lawn?.(this lawn has weeds taller then the hedges in the flower beds)He said none of your damn business.So I snatched my card and flyer from him as i turned around I let off a huge FART. Ive never seen a person as rude as he was laugh so dam hard. Guess what because of my hellasious fart,I now mow his yard for $130 a month..Now he wants me to go out for a beer with him some time and do beer farts.. What a turn out HUH???