Homeowners being so RUDE

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by ChadsLawn, May 14, 2001.

  1. ChadsLawn

    ChadsLawn LawnSite Bronze Member
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    I was out this past weekend tapeing flyers to mailboxes.I went into this small sub division (1street).I got to the very last house and even before i could get the flyer taped to the mail box,the homeowner came out "Dont put that s%^t on my mail box.I already have a lawn service".So i got out and walked the flyer and a business card to the man and i said"just incase you want to find another lawn service heres my card and a flyer".He said "WHAT THE F%$K DID I JUST TELL YOU?,i already have a lawn service now get the F^&k off my lawn".
    At this point I was disrespected and pissed.So i calmed down and asked who cuts this beautiful lawn?.(this lawn has weeds taller then the hedges in the flower beds)He said none of your damn business.So I snatched my card and flyer from him as i turned around I let off a huge FART. Ive never seen a person as rude as he was laugh so dam hard.
    Guess what because of my hellasious fart,I now mow his yard for $130 a month..Now he wants me to go out for a beer with him some time and do beer farts..
    What a turn out HUH???
     
  2. scottb

    scottb LawnSite Senior Member
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    And I thought word of mouth was the best way to pick up new business.
    Congrats.
     
  3. cst51

    cst51 LawnSite Member
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    Sometimes you have to speak a language the customer understands!!!!
     
  4. jjfehr

    jjfehr LawnSite Member
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    You are an inspiration to us all! I have a few opening in my schedule and am having a hard time filling it so I just went out and did just that. I waited for mr x to answer the door, when he did I just pointed my a## towards him and farted as hard as I could, I did this at fifteen houses before I finally s#@t my pants. Thanks! results for today....No new customers and 1 pair of sh#@@y undies!
    Just kidding!
     
  5. TJLC

    TJLC LawnSite Bronze Member
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    This is probally one of the funniest, and strangest threads I think I have read so far. LOL LOL LOL
     
  6. Eric ELM

    Eric ELM Husband, Father, Friend, Angel
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    LMAO: You win the funniest post award for today for sure. :D
     
  7. CSRA Landscaping

    CSRA Landscaping LawnSite Bronze Member
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    Chad, you got a better attitude than I do. I'd have prob. told him to get lost, after that.
     
  8. Fine Lines Lawn

    Fine Lines Lawn LawnSite Senior Member
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    LMAO:D

    That was hilarious!
     
  9. MJ

    MJ LawnSite Senior Member
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    ChadsLawn - Are you going to start developing a training program for selling your service?

    Mick
     
  10. Mike (MLC)

    Mike (MLC) LawnSite Member
    Posts: 184

    Well that is a strange and different approach to getting a new client. But it looks like it was the best approach for you. :alien:
     

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