How many people can say they had a 750 mil divorce?

Discussion in 'Irrigation' started by FIMCO-MEISTER, Jun 30, 2010.

  1. SoCalLandscapeMgmt

    SoCalLandscapeMgmt LawnSite Bronze Member
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    The dude clearly has a problem... none of those skanks he was with were worth that! Nevermind the fact that he has/had a smoking hot wife at home....
     
  2. ARGOS

    ARGOS LawnSite Silver Member
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    Skanks or not seems like home was not where his heart was. After all is said and done the wife did amazingly well. I am guessing they had a troubling relationship without the extramarital affairs.

    Does she pay for his window broken out of the SUV?
     
  3. 1idejim

    1idejim LawnSite Fanatic
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    i hope he gets the dogs
     
  4. this time he took it in the rear.
     
  5. T.M. LAWNS

    T.M. LAWNS LawnSite Senior Member
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    750 million, thats about one days pay for old tiger. :laugh: :drinkup: He will make out just fine. :waving:
     
  6. txgrassguy

    txgrassguy LawnSite Gold Member
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    Sure as hell beats my $540K divorce.
    Maybe it would have cost me more if she broke the window out of one of my trucks - but sadly all she did was shoot at me.
    On an upbeat note - at least I got the dog.
     
  7. I like a-1s advice. Go broke first then divorce.

    i got into one helluva nasty custody battle in mine. I got my daughter though. My theory was if my ex was going to cut me out of her life I was going to make sure when my daughter got older she knew her Dad put up one expensive fight to prevent it. I got custody because I gave my ex plenty of rope..... I cook better anyway.
     
  8. DanaMac

    DanaMac LawnSite Fanatic
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    Best way to prevent a costly divorce....... don't get married. :)


    I would probably still need to go through some kind of divorce proceedings if W and I broke up. The state considers us married after 20 years.
     
  9. Wet_Boots

    Wet_Boots LawnSite Fanatic
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    tell the judge your watch stopped :p
     

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