Tell me I'm not the only one: 1. Begging for some rain right now. 2. Who has shown up at a job to discover that somewhere along the route he lost the head (engine) of a trimmer hanging on a rack because the aluminum shaft broke from the vibration. 3. Who runs over a garden hose at least once a year because the homeowner leaves it laying in their yard. Why they make them green I'll never know. They should be bright red. It's like they're wearing a ghille suit. 4. Who has a lawn where the only parking on the street blocks a mailbox. 5. Who occasionally talks to himself while mowing. Two points if you've been caught doing so. 6. Who scratches his head when a customer's neighbor mows just 1/2 of the five foot tiny section of grass on the island between the street and the sidewalk. Especially when you mow all of it when you're mowing. 7. Who has pulled the cord on the FS90r two dozen times before he realizes he accidentally left the switch locked in the off position. 8. Who has filled the tanks only then realizing his wallet is still home on the dresser. 9. Who has looked at a lawn and thought "man, I wish my work looked that nice." 10. Who has more work than he can handle in April/May/June, but not nearly enough in July when it heats up and dries out quickly.