Today I lost an account to a scrub. I've had this customer for several years, only to lose it to his nephew. On a positive note he gave me a months notice. His nephew's a pencil pusher who apparently just can't "take it" anymore. So now he's decided to get out from the A.C and mow. I politely explained that his nephew should take a part-time position on my crew to make sure he's got what it takes," but he knows how to landscape" - of course he does, that explains why all the Hawthornes he planted along the side of the house have died. I hate scrubs, they suck, and they give the rest of us a bad name. Death to scrubs.