"I will Shoot you", sign

Discussion in 'Stolen Equipment' started by soloscaperman, May 27, 2008.

  1. luckydooley

    luckydooley LawnSite Senior Member
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    Thats awesome! Its confirmed I'm coming down to Texas. I always knew I wanted to live there.
     
  2. SuperDuty335

    SuperDuty335 LawnSite Member
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    You should see the size of the roaches in Texas!

    I've had a nice 1999 F250 and a four wheeler stolen. If I catch someone stealing something from me again they will probably ask me to shoot them before I'm done.
     
  3. JohnnyRoyale

    JohnnyRoyale LawnSite Senior Member
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    Whats the crime rate like in Texas? That penal code alone should keep most guys in line.
     
  4. Chilehead

    Chilehead LawnSite Bronze Member
    Male, from Stockbridge, GA
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    Makes you wish you were an American, Canadian.:usflag:
     
  5. slowleak1

    slowleak1 LawnSite Senior Member
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    makes me wish i was a texan, although we have a similar law here in louisiana, except it covers property as in land, and crab traps (go fogure)
     
  6. Happy Frog

    Happy Frog LawnSite Bronze Member
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    Gotta protect those crab traps from those thieves, Boudreau... :laugh:
     
  7. Mowbizz

    Mowbizz LawnSite Senior Member
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    No it's more like: "GOTTA PROTEK DOSE CRAB TRAPS FROM DOSE TEEVES, BOUDREAU..."
    :drinkup:
     
  8. DiyDave

    DiyDave LawnSite Bronze Member
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    Slone, you beat me to it. I prefer a bad reputation as a good shot, as the best deterrent to crime. I once went outside at about 2am cause I heard a noise, some POS crackhead had high centered his POS camero's rear bumper on a 800 lb landscape stone, as he backed into a flowerbed. Would sit there, spin his tires, get out, look, do it again. I had my coon gun with me, a Calico .22 rifle, with a 100 shot mag, laser sight, flashlight taper on the front, the works! Calmly walked down the driveway, once I had assessed the situation from a distance, Crackhead wasn't wearing his shirt, jumped out of the flowerbed, and I set the red dot between his nipples, and made sure it hit his eyes first, so he knew I was armed. He didn't know whether to s*** or go blind! I informed him that I was calling the police, not to approach closer. Cops had him towed out, I think he was a county councilman's son, and he didn't get charged with anything, but I heard later from a county cop that he had, indeed messed his pants!:cool2::cool2:
     
  9. caterpillarcat

    caterpillarcat LawnSite Member
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    there's this law enforcement catalog i use to get a long time ago that had tons of great signs like that to post up. the company was called "nic inc" or try "nic law enforcement" i think if you google that you should be able to find them if they're still around. they had a ton of "deadly force authorized" and "trespassers will be shot" signs lol i never ordered one but was always amused at looking at them.
     
  10. kjslawn

    kjslawn LawnSite Senior Member
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    I want to put one on my yard that says I WILL SHOOT YOUR DOG IF IT KEEPS GOING IN MY YARD.
     

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