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Industry related jokes?

Discussion in 'Landscape Architecture and Design' started by robert payer, May 16, 2002.

  1. robert payer

    robert payer LawnSite Senior Member
    Posts: 282

    Just thought to share a landscape joke. Maybe others have more?

    Question: How does the DOGwood tree get its name?
    Answer: From its BARK.

    I know. All caps is yelling at this site. Just using it here in a different context.

    Very wet turf lately in northern Ohio. Thought other could use some humor.
  2. Lanelle

    Lanelle LawnSite Bronze Member
    Posts: 1,361

    Is that the Bradford Pear of jokes?
  3. robert payer

    robert payer LawnSite Senior Member
    Posts: 282

    Any more trade related jokes any one?
  4. robert payer

    robert payer LawnSite Senior Member
    Posts: 282

    No more jokes?
  5. AGLA

    AGLA LawnSite Bronze Member
    Posts: 1,742

    If you transplant a Cherry Laurel, is it still a Cherry Laurel?

    .....sorry, it got a good laugh on the job.
  6. robert payer

    robert payer LawnSite Senior Member
    Posts: 282

    Give a weed an inch and it will take a yard.

    One year to seed; seven to weed.

    Weed'um and reap!

    What did Santa Claus say when he walked trough a garden?
    Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

    What insect is musical? The Humbug.

    What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover and poison Ivy?
    A rash of bad luck!

    What kind of atree has hands?
    A palm tree!

    I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.

    If April showers bring May Flowers, What do May flowers bring?
  7. Top 10 signs that you've hired the wrong kid to rake your leaves

    10. He charges you by the leaf.

    9. He keeps asking where he should plug in his rake.

    8.Picks up 1 leaf at a time, dips them in nacho cheese and eats them.

    7.Says " This will just take a minute" and start soaking your lawn in gasoline.

    6. Your neighbor calls and asks "Whos the naked guy chasin my dog with a rake.

    5. Half an hour after he starts, you notice hes sitting on your back porch gnawing on your lawn furniture.

    4. You recognize his work gloves from the OJ trial.

    3. Comes to your door and says "I've had a long talk with the leaves and they've decided to stay".

    2. Constantly reminding you that he used to be famous from those home alone movies.

    1. His motto: Rake a leaf-Do a Shot
  8. ianc

    ianc LawnSite Member
    Posts: 49

    Woman think Men are like paving stone!

    If you lay them right, You can walk all over them for a lifetime
  9. Vibe Ray

    Vibe Ray LawnSite Senior Member
    Posts: 785

    What did the acorn say when it reached puberty?


    A.K.A. Gee, I'm a tree!
  10. I wish this thread would make like a "tree and leave". :p


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