what's the nuttiest thing you've ever done to collect a debt? mine is pretty much a tie between the 3 hour "customer drove me to the police station", and the 2am call. you see, it happened like this: i'm cutting this ladies lawn, and she says could i please call her friend, he lives on the other side of town, he needs me. ok, so i call, he wants it cut one time only. i go over, it's a tiny yard, up to my knees. i call his office, tell him $50 beans. he says okay, i get his home #, and tell him where to send the check. i mow. a week goes by, no check. i call, leave messege. i call his office, leave messege. i do this daily for a week, he don't call back. i wait a couple weeks, repeat process. he never calls me back. somehow, i forgot about it. just completely forgot. it was 8 MONTHS LATER, and 2 am, i was at my friends house drinking beers, i was looking through my wallet for something, and this little piece of paper falls out with this guys phone # on it. AND IT HIT ME, this bum never paid his bill. so i call, and he answeres, "hello?" and i say loudly, " I THINK 8 MONTHS IS LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO SAVE UP $50 BUCKS TO PAY ME!!!" he goes, " who, who, who is this?" i say, " IT'S THE IDIOT WHO CUT YOUR LAWN 8 MONTHS AGO, AND I'M COMMING OVER TO GET MY MONEY, RIGHT NOW!!!" he goes, oh, oh my, hey, let me mail you a check. " i say, " NOPE, NOT A SHOT IN HELL, I'LL BE THERE IN 10 MINUTES, CLICK!!!!!" i show up, and before i could knock on the door, i see there's a check taped to it. for $75. how far will you go to collect $50?