Lawn Booty!

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by Green Machine Mowing, Sep 10, 2008.

  1. Green Machine Mowing

    Green Machine Mowing LawnSite Senior Member
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    Whats the weirdest, coolest stuff youve found in peoples lawns???
     
  2. mississippiturf

    mississippiturf LawnSite Senior Member
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    Sheriff's badge, no law enforcement lives there!!
     
  3. Green Machine Mowing

    Green Machine Mowing LawnSite Senior Member
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    HAHA That guys probly torn his car,cop car, house and office(if he has one) apart looking for that thing
     
  4. Kennedy Landscaping

    Kennedy Landscaping LawnSite Fanatic
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    I found a dead possum at one of my accounts tonight in the front yard while mowing. In the middle of town.
     
  5. howierd3866

    howierd3866 LawnSite Senior Member
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    someone else mowing my job...:laugh::laugh::laugh: not ready money drugs needles
     
  6. Frontier-Lawn

    Frontier-Lawn LawnSite Silver Member
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    12pk of unopened bud light with lime this sept 5th
     
  7. topsites

    topsites LawnSite Fanatic
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    Once I found a spotless DeTomaso Pantera with a title to my name along
    with a suitcase holding at least a billion dollars cash and one hot redhead
    that said all she wanted was to tag along and please me sexually all day long.

    This was while my $5 / hour boys were doing all the hard work
    and were doing a superb job as I was supervising this job as the boss.

    She said I could have the mansion, too.
    It came with the swimming pool, the maid, the chauffeur, and the butler.

    I almost retired at the time but it was really not such a big thing,
    for me it was as they say, just another day, another dollar.
     
  8. mississippiturf

    mississippiturf LawnSite Senior Member
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    :laugh::laugh:Topsites, please share what you take to sleep at night. We could all use dreams like that!!!:laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  9. heybruck34

    heybruck34 LawnSite Senior Member
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    Penthouse when I was 15.

    Hid it in the woods in a grocery bag that was laying in the grass next to it. Looked forward to cutting that lawn every two weeks. I'd always have some mower problems and have to "work" on the mower while I was at that end of the lawn. Found a nice big rock in the woods where I could sit and read- they had some great articles.
     
  10. lifetree

    lifetree LawnSite Fanatic
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    Exactly !!
     

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