as i sit down , the phone rings and my conversation goes like this: me: hello? person:like when are you coming to cut my grass? me:.......who is this? person:it's like roya(new client) me: i was at your house last week but it was a thousand degrees and i didn't want to cut the fresh sod. roya:you're like awesome that you thing about grass that way. me: i will be out this week to cut and by the way, who laid the sod in your front yard? roya: the builders did. me:it's the worst sod job i have ever seen...there shouldn't be inch gaps bwt each piece. roya:your like super observant about this grass thingy aren't you. me:i try roya: well, just make it look super sweet this week, ok? mek, super sweet, bye wierdest dam phone call ever in my life.