Lady Wanted some sod installed. Answered the door and I said "Looks like you been Paintin" She said no and her husband said why do you think that. I pointed to the yellow painted toes on the lady. She says oh I have been meaning to get a new one. Then she moved it and it squeaked. I had a surprised smile on my face(totally busted) I said "well I bet those can be expensive" and Pause... Well what kind of grass would you like installed. She said "we really would like St Augustine but is it more expensive than Bermuda?" I said we charge by the foot doh! Pause... and Bermuda is $$per Foot and St Augustine is $$/foot So she says "How many feet do I need?" I just looked at her and then looked for the camera. I was shocked and couldn't give an audible answer. There was no camera. I was thinking well I know you need at least one. By the way she wasn't laughing but I kinda was. So I snapped out of it and said can we start over I am Tanner Maxson and I'd like to take my foot out of my mouth. Then all expression went out of my face when I realized what I just said and she and her husband said "ok well you finish up out here and knock on the door when you have measured it all" So get this.. I said "Ok I will just be out here counting feet. " They didn't even smile. But as soon as they walked in the house I walked real fast to the side of the house and had a silent laugh attack and almost puked. As I was counting feet in the back yard I had walked like 50 paces and was laughing a little when I looked up and saw them watching me from the back window. I laughed nervously and lossed track so I had to walk all the way back and start over counting. Crap that was funny.