This one takes the cake... Get a call from one of my good customers last week and they inform me that the driveway was just paved and to please be careful not to drive on it with the mowers. No problem, show up and all the yellow caution tape is across the driveway and the like. No problem. Week goes by and we show up for the next service...no caution tape, two cars parked in the driveway. When I serviced it the second time I made sure when I did drive on the driveway I didn't make any turns, simply drove straight across. She comes out of the house to stop me on the mower and asks that I don't drive over the driveway. I said no problem but the caution tape is down and I see that you have your cars parked in the driveway. Here's the kicker...her response, and I quote, "Yes, but the tar guys told me how to properly turn my wheels so I don't put the burn marks in the new driveway." Showed up this week to service the lawn and guess what??? Swirly marks all over the driveway where she pulls into her garage. Crap just cracks me up. Just when you thought you heard everything the customers provide you with more humor.