One-upping Fimco-Meister

Discussion in 'Irrigation' started by Mad Estonian, Jun 21, 2007.

  1. Mad Estonian

    Mad Estonian LawnSite Senior Member
    Posts: 280

    I just got myself the latest in ocular plant-stress detection, for a fraction of the price FM paid. The real kicker with these babies is they also have a built-in device that boosts your olfactory senses, thus enabling the wearer to actually SMELL highly stressed plants and turf. AND there's even a patented bristle system that is TOUCH-SENSITIVE to plant stress! I tell you, this is one amazing product, I'm hoping to acquire the local distribution rights.
  2. I ain't falling for that.
  3. By the way you smarty pants. Those glasses are a great ice breaker with hot women.
  4. Okay I looked. Very funny.
  5. PurpHaze

    PurpHaze LawnSite Fanatic
    Posts: 5,496

    LOL... I can see where there would be tremendous advantages to this system over the one FM uses. :laugh:

    I also believe that these will work well for the sexual satisfaction of your wife/girlfriend/significant other... especially if you upgrade to the vibrating eyebrows model. :)
  6. Henry so ably demonstrates the usefulness of the flora stress detection glasses while checking for permanent wilting point readings.

  7. Wet_Boots

    Wet_Boots LawnSite Fanatic
    Posts: 48,304

    Nice shades. What make is the yellow gizmo?
  8. CAPT Stream Rotar

    CAPT Stream Rotar LawnSite Fanatic
    Posts: 5,979

    RP-I'm sorry but i have to ask is this really worth the investment?

    and what exactlly is going on buddy??????


    Clueless in NEW ENGLAND(where all the cool toys come late)
  9. If ya can't laugh you're in the wrong business.
  10. It's a Lincoln. Ordered it through Forestry Supplies. Recommended by none other than our own ML.

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