perfect timing

Discussion in 'Pesticide & Herbicide Application' started by humble1, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. humble1

    humble1 LawnSite Silver Member
    from MA
    Posts: 2,499

    two things :
    I was measuring a lawn, I ask the lady who came walking her two dogs " while im here would you like a tick control quote. She says no we dont have a problem, but my husband got lyme disease last year. I reach down to pet her dog, oh theres a tick right here, i proceeded to pick 8 ticks off, she said you better give me a quote $750 a season nice


    My gps told me i was at the right address i go up and the house was secluded. I knock and up off the couch thru the huge window a well shaped woman was breast feeding topless, she gets up and puts a shirt on, turns out i was at the wrong house and she was very embarassed. I pretended like i didnt see anything. You seen one you have seen em all.:waving:
     
  2. jbturf

    jbturf LawnSite Bronze Member
    Posts: 1,429

    thats a riot--4u anyway

    ya the ticks are bad here this year
    and black flies
     
  3. turf hokie

    turf hokie LawnSite Silver Member
    Posts: 2,744

    Nice timing..

    jbturf
    have you found anything to control those black flies? I had a customer call this week with a major problem and I have not found anything yet.
    Thanks.
     
  4. mikesturf

    mikesturf LawnSite Senior Member
    Posts: 793

    Staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day is the same as a 30 minute workout-and staring will make you live longer.
    http://www.thepiratescove.us/2007/09/01/looking-at-breasts-makes-men-live-longer/
     
  5. jbturf

    jbturf LawnSite Bronze Member
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    im sure if you fogged with malathion they would thin
    kinda nasty stuff-if you ask me though
     
  6. turf hokie

    turf hokie LawnSite Silver Member
    Posts: 2,744

    I havent used that in years. I dont like it.

    I will probably just tell them to wait it out. I think they are there b/c the topsoil was cut with manure.
     

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