sensitive new age kind of guy

Discussion in 'Original Pictures Forum' started by odin, Oct 8, 2004.

  1. woke up didnt have no sun shades ..so i put on my combat war paint...being the sensitive new age type guy i am ....i seen the ponds behind my house ...they reminded me of rice paddies ..so i got my m16 and shot a farmer ..for getting to close to my ponds but i shot him sensitively .

    Went out on the 68 harley that is now my nephew's ...rode up and parked at a outback steak house.....two dudes came out to get on there rice burners .. and he haw at my old bike .... i say hello outback's for the outhouse ...... i sensitively requested .....suck those hot rice burner tail pipes ....they now have ring around the burnt lips.

    Got tired ,went home and my sensitive self decided to sensitively beat my wife and daughters .........all just just a day of as world of the sensitive one turns.
     
  2. olderthandirt

    olderthandirt LawnSite Platinum Member
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    And all he needed was a cup of coffee

    Mac
     
  3. fcl01

    fcl01 LawnSite Member
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    gotta love him, just look at that sensitive mug. LOL
     
  4. HOMER

    HOMER LawnSite Gold Member
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    Sounds like you just need a good azz whoopin!
    How big an ol boy are ya anyhow? :dizzy:
     

  5. Might be right homer ..i find not many people care to try tho.
    Most times i tell ***** to jump they say how high..that is if they aint high and give the ass whoopin a try.

    Shade under 6/2 right now about 228 or so.
     
  6. Up North

    Up North LawnSite Bronze Member
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    I know exactly the person that could whoop his azz too...Odin, what's your wife's name again? And she probably wouldn't even have to lay a hand on him and he'd be sulking around the house for days. Bet those twin daughters can lay a pretty good number on ya too... :D

    Buck
     
  7. HOMER

    HOMER LawnSite Gold Member
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    Ain't that how it always goes! The wife has a mental azz whoopin effect on a big guy.

    I'm 5'8" and 180.........but I ain' skeert! It's all about using your size against you Odin!

    LOL On second thought, I'm finding out that being 42 has some disadvantages.......playing softball this year and something seems to hurt or get hurt every time I go out there. I think I'd probably just cap somebody your size and say to heck with it......ain't worth the effort.
     
  8. Know what ya mean homer ..that what i say about my brother ...hes 6/7 330 lbs ....it aint worth the effort tangleing with him lol.
     
  9. 65hoss

    65hoss LawnSite Fanatic
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    How cute...the sensitive Jack. Looks like you went from raw meat to medium rare. hahahaha
     
  10. bobbygedd

    bobbygedd LawnSite Fanatic
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    he aint winning no beauty contest, but i aint fkn with him
     

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