Was cutting one of my clients the other day when a lady came across the street and stopped my helper. She was asking about aerating. Mat came over and said I needed to talk to the lady across the street....watch out...she swears ALOT!! Now this is coming from a high school student. I go across the street, knock on the gate, yell Hello and am met by her little dog. "SHUT THE F*** UP!! was the reply. She wanted aerating, just moved into the neighbour hood and can't believe the A****H**** in this town and the F***ing worms mounding up here lawn. F...F...F....F... I swear (pun intended) she used the F-word every 6 sec. I give her the quote, tell her I'll do it next week and she says "Good, I'll have my F---ing paycheck by then so I think I'll be able to pay ya!!" I just about bolted right there. I had to endure another 5 minutes before getting away. I think I'm going to take a chance and do the yard (I'm right across the street anyway, only take an extra 20 min). The funniest thing about the whole incident was when I was leaving she said "Sorry about the dog....It's a man thing. She doesn't like men. There's never been a man in the house since I got the dog!!" REALLY?!?! I wonder why?