I was talking to a friend of mine who owns a lawn and landscape company here in Pennsylvania on Saturday. I actually sold part of my business to him a few years ago. I asked him how some of my old customers were doing and he told me that I would not believe the story he was about to tell me. He said that 2 weeks ago he went to meet with this couple that were former customers of mine. When they were my customers they weren't too difficult to deal with, but every once in awhile they would put me through the ringer. Ayway, he said they asked him to meet with them to go over some things they wanted to do this upcoming year on their property. They have a nice place - about 4 acres, very well kept. He showed up and at first they did not answer the door. He checked his book to make sure he had the right date and time, which he did. He waited for about 10 minutes on their front porch and finally started to walk away to get back in his truck. Suddenly, the front door flew open and the man of the house yelled out to him. He walked back to the front porch and that was when it all started... He said he could hear the guy's wife yelling from inside the house. He asked if this was a good time and the guy told him it was fine. He walked into the front entrance and the wife came walking down the stairs and asked her husband, "Did you tell him or should I?" The husband remained silent. My friend said the woman walked up to him and said the following... (and I believe him because I don't think anyone could even make this up....) "We have decided to get divorced. However we cannot come to an agreement on who gets the house. Therefore, until the judge decides, we are both going to live here. There are things he wants done in the yard and there are things I want done in the yard. He wants the fornt of the house to be newly landscaped so we can sell the house. I have no intentions of selling the house so I want a new patio and bbq in the back near the existing patio." My friend said he stood there with his mouth wide open... he could not believe what he was hearing. Then the best part.... The woman said, "Oh, and you will need to bill us separately - one bill for him and one bill for me because I don't want him claiming I am spending his money any more." I laughed as hard as I have laughed in quite some time. I know you guys have dealt with some serious nut cases too, so let's hear it... I love these stories.