> The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. > > However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." > > Well, here it is: > > 1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him > and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." > > That's Direct Marketing. > > 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. > One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's > fantastic in bed." > > That's Advertising. > > 3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his > telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in > bed." > > > That's Telemarketing. > > 4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up > to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to > straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and > then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." > > That's Public Relations. > > 5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and > says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." > > That's Brand Recognition. > > 6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you > talk him into going home with your friend. > > That's a Sales Rep. > > 7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. > > That's Tech Support. > 8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be > handsome men in all these houses you're passing., so you climb onto > the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of > your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" > > That's Junk Mail. > > 9. You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and grabs > your ass. > > That's the Governor of California . > > 10. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were > offended. > > That's America .