If your Lawn is scheduled to be cut Friday afternoon, DON'T... 10 - Hang your laundry, we don't like racing stripes in our face. 9 - Water your lawn...nuf said. 8 - Put your dog out to take a dump just as we arrive, by the way, we mow around it! 7 - Wash your car and decide to hose down the driveway...the gutter...the garage...the house...etc. 6 - Decide to weed your garden as we mow. 5 - Schedule roofers or aluminum siding. 4 - Paint your fence. 3 - Bury your recently deceased spouse's ashes, complete with a cross, flowers and a body sized mound of dirt. This actually happened! 2 - Let your little dog out and think it's sooo cute how she chases the big mower! 1 - Have us show up to mow your lawn and find your brother-in-law has already mowed it, we will still expect to be paid.