just a fun thread to pass along simple tips or laughs = - we call dog waste ' land mines ' because you dont wanta step on one . - we call the hot girl that works the register where we gas up every morning the ' gas goddess ' . - we never yell across yards so that homeowners dont have to wonder what the yellings about , we either whistle or wave an arm over head to catch other guys attention . then weve a bunch of hand signals developed over time to flash each other so were not yelling . - we call talkative customers that take up alot of our time gabbing each week ' lawn hawks ' , and were like the little mice they swoop down on and devour . - in a take off of navy seals we call our selves , when just playing around , ' lawn seals ' . - when we get into a heavy work load and are run down kind of dragging we say were in a state of ' lawn shock ' . thats all i can thik of for now .