Here are the slogans in no particular order: mcwlandscaping: "Fluid film, more uses than the hammer" or just on the can "With more uses than the hammer" "Fluid Film: With more uses than duct tape"!! rb in va: "Fluid Film is like a condom for your equipment!" For Lubricating Use It Daily. Frees stuck bolts Inhibits Rust Lubes Parts Maintains Finish dvmcmrhp52: "For lubrication it's Fluid Film, Better than any fluid you've ever seen on film." lawnspecialties: "Humans have KY. Your hedge trimmers have Fluid Film!" timmac: "If you want protection from nasty rust then FLUID FILM is a definate must." olderthandirt: "FFPPP: FLUID FILM PREVENTS and PROHIBITS rust formation PRECLUDING the need for harmful petroleum products." papaseven: "The Only Spray That Keeps the Rust Away!" "You've tried the rest Now try the Best!" "When it comes to rust and corrosion Fluid Film stops it cold!" "FLUID FILM! You take care your business. We'll take care of your equipment!" "Rust and Corrosion got you Grim? Next time coat it with Fluid Film!" jmurphy: "Fluid Film, The Swiss Army Knife of the Lawn Care industry." (insert photo of a can of FF with tools coming out of it) Frontier Lawn: "NASA Technology for your ZTR. Buy Fluid Flim to Protect your investment today." Brendan Smith: "fluid film - it's the sh**. now go fu***** buy some or i'll bash your godda** head in with this empty can you pansy as* mother******" plc mowing: "fluid film- more uses than a computer!" mowtime: "For more than rust, Fluid Film is a household must." 1MajorTom: "Fluid Film: De-oxidizing the way for a rust-free future." Please vote for your favorite slogan today!!!