Any of you ever go on an estimate or consultation and come upon a Looney Toon lol. I have encountered a few weird ones, but this is at the top lol. The potential client wanted to consult on redoing a residential landscape. It was a Middle age woman. She answered the door Good morning, what brings you here today? I replied I was the fellow she called to consult about her landscape. She let me in and we went into the living room.Just as We were getting down to business, Her dog came into the room, and she said he's doing it again,I'm going to take him to a veterinarian, I hope it isnt serious Julius bleeds from his rear. I looked over at the dog , and I said Uh, ma'am, is your dog in estrus. She looked at me with a dumb look, I said is your dog in heat .She says, I thought that only happens with girl dogs lol.I said correct, your dog is a girl right, she looks dumb again, and replies back, no, I bought him from a breeder. I have his papers I can go get them.No ,that was not necessary, I told her I believed her, but I think the papers might be in-correct , Julius should be Julie lol. Now she is starting to look annoyed and perturbed, and she says, how can you tell lol. Remaining calm and professional, I said boy dogs have plumbing yours appears to be missing, and girl dogs bleed from the plumbing where your dog is, when they go into heat lol. Now she is pissed, and started talking loudly ,she says ,this is ridiculous your not a veterinarian, I have papers lol.She calmed down and we got down to business . As Im headed out the door,she said very seriously ,now Sir I have papers to prove my dog is a male, And remember you are not a veterinarian lol.