i'll try to keep it short. i have a customer, an aquaintance(oh no). she is way, way out of my service area. in fact, i have nothing within several miles of her direction. she rquested my service 2 yrs ago. i told her i'd do it, but on my spare time, and she better start looking for someone local. well, 2 yrs later, she still insists she needs me, she likes the way i work. i cut her grass, clean leaves, but she's always at the bottom of the list. so, i go there today, havn't been there in several weeks. she comes at me like a linebacker, "where u been, my place is a wreck, etc." i explain to her that i've told her a million times i don't cum up this way, but she just don't listen. she goes on to say, "i don't believe you, i'm sure u cum up this way for something, even personal matters, why can't u just bring your blower, and spend an hour or so here each time you're in the area?" i tell her i do not come up there, EVER, for anything, personal or business. she says, "liar. when was the last time you were in the area?" so, i think for a minute. i tell her, "well, a few weeks ago i went to a doctor up this way, i was having bad CHEST PAINS, and they told me come right in." she goes, "see that....now why couldn't you bring your blower and stop here?"