What have you been offered by customers?

Discussion in 'Lawn Mowing' started by alpine692003, Dec 30, 2004.

  1. alpine692003

    alpine692003 LawnSite Bronze Member
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    What did customers give or offer you guys when you do their landscapes?

    I've been offered beer, food .. I want them to offer sex or something, lol..

    I hear people hav been offered sex?
     
  2. battags

    battags LawnSite Senior Member
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    Unlimited car washes for my truck and my wifes Trailblazer.

    Brian
     
  3. GreenMonster

    GreenMonster LawnSite Silver Member
    from NH
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    food.... yes.
    beer.... yes

    sex..... uh, no.

    I did do a wall this fall, pics are here somewhere, and the lady wanted to add to the height of the wall. I told her it was two courses above what we had quoted, and what had been there originally. She whined, and moaned, and fussed, and practically called me a liar, then two minutes later offered us all grilled cheese sandwiches ;) ;) ;)
     
  4. Lux Lawn

    Lux Lawn LawnSite Silver Member
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    Never directly been offered sex but I met my wife in a customers backyard laying out in the sun one day,does that count?
     
  5. battags

    battags LawnSite Senior Member
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    I remember that pic. Nice job, as I recall. Now, what did she put in those sandwiches? :( :(

    Brian
     
  6. Norm Al

    Norm Al LawnSite Bronze Member
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  7. GreenMonster

    GreenMonster LawnSite Silver Member
    from NH
    Posts: 2,702

    Well, we declined the sandwiches that day. But another day, her husband insisted on making egg and potatoe sandwiches which we ate inside while watching the Red Sox victory parade. :cool2:

    They made hot coffee every morning for us too. All that said, the days I enjoyed the most were the days they weren't there. :)
     
  8. rodfather

    rodfather LawnSite Fanatic
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    Hmmmm, let's see...I got offered the door once lol. She was a real PITA anyway.
     
  9. all degree

    all degree LawnSite Senior Member
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    Norm AL can you send that pic to me? If so PM me
     
  10. alpine692003

    alpine692003 LawnSite Bronze Member
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    How did you manage this?? You service their property and they give you free car washes?
     

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