Oh, man! I am soooooo sick of having to watch what I say so closely in front of my customers! I am definately going to pursue more commercial accounts. Here are some examples: - One customers kid whacks me on the head with a rake from the deck as I walk by with the trimmer. Later, the father tells me that he and his wife are seperated but that they "have two great kids". I say, "you sure do". I want to say, "That little S&*T son of yours will have to pull my foot out of his arse if he hits me again!". - Another customer has a nastly little "ankle-bitter" named "Freeway". They always let him run out the front door where he spends the next three to five minutes attached to my sock as the homeowner makes small talk with me. She says, "Isn't he just the cutest little thing?". I say, "he sure is". I want to say, "Freeway is about to live up to his name as I tie him to the 80 mile marker on the Turnpike!" The list goes on, and on! I'm just venting, I guess! Sorry! I know you all know what I'm talking about, don't you?